(Source: graceinplace, via laughterkey)
a haiku about the playoffs
this is too much stress
seriously can you not
i’m going to diewhat the fuck was that
how was that a penalty
please die in a fireNo no no no no
Don’t go into overtime
I am not preparedDon’t touch my captain
Smash his face into the boards
That is what you get
Skills.
there’s a shoe called toms? are there socks called jerrys? HA if u didn’t laugh i fucked your girlfriend last night
(via abgron)
look at this fucker
The video still makes it look like it’s dead or something but it’s not it’s cool I watched it he’s fine.
This guy’s pet talk puts everyone else’s pet talk to shame.
(via laughterkey)
idk why but this cat reminds me of buster bluth.
Heyyyyyy littermate.
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
(via jopolniaczek)
