Ryan Lochte. Makin’ Florida proud every day.
(Source: lochterage, via sasstronauts)
Is being friends with a woman really that awful?
If men REALLY took rejection this well, women wouldn’t have to hesitate to be blunt. But I’ve ignored enough cat callers to know that often isn’t the case. And it just isn’t worth it to me to suss out which type of reaction any given dude is gonna have at my own risk.
Ummmm guys, if you’re “friend-zoned” doesn’t that mean you realize that she’s not into you??? And wants to be your friend??? At that point if you waste time trying to seduce her it’s your own damn fault for being a douche who can’t take no for an answer (an implied no is still a no).
Alright ladies, listen up, because this is important.
When a man is interested in you romantically, he is not interested in you as a friend. He is interested in you romantically. They are two very different kinds of relationship. Men are conditioned (either by evolution or by cultural norms) to pursue that which they desire. If he desires you, he’s not going to stop desiring you if he’s still in constant contact with you. That will just make him more and more frustrated that he is not engaging you on a romantic level. It is not good for his mental health. Don’t try and make this about you and your hurt feelings that he doesn’t want to be your friend, because that is small potatoes to his biological frustration.
While some men don’t take rejection well, neither do some women. But it’s better for everyone because even if the guy or girl makes an ass of themselves, it is clearly communicated that nothing is going to be happening on the romantic level, and he or she can move on with their lives and look elsewhere. Wanting to be just friends with someone who is romantically interested in you is just dangling before them the small, false hope of a possible future relationship. You are wasting not just their time, but your own.
Two key points:
1) No man is entitled to your body, ladies.
2) You are not entitled to a man’s friendship.
Deal with it.
Maybe it’s my vagina but I’m interested in being friends with everyone I have a crush on.
I don’t care if they’re attached, uninterested, or whatever. If I can’t have them romantically I still want them in my life.
“because that is small potatoes to his biological frustration”
Your dick is small potatoes to my frustration at this stupid argument.
I AM GOING TO FOIL YOUR PLAN!!
(P + L)(A + N)
PA + PN + LA + LN
This simultaneously made me laugh and bought back traumatic memories of algebra classes I took in high school. I HATED BINOMIALS.
(via theepicd)
At the ‘Bollywood’ themed industry party I went to last night, I decided to hold a ‘Best Costume’ contest. These are some of the finalists, who were all happy to have their photos taken. Click through for my comments.
As sad as this is, the comments from aamerrahman are hilarious. ”Nothing says ‘Bollywood’ more than a scarf and an ANCIENT EGYPTIAN EYE OF HORUS on your forehead now, does it?”
Firefighters came to the rescue of this baby fox named Pierce. Now they’re bros.
Firefighters. Baby fox.
I’m okay. No, I’m totally fine. My heart can absolutely handle this, no problem.
