I’M SHOUTING SO LOUD RIGHT NOW SCULLY JUST CIRCLED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A MARKER???? WHO DOES THAT???? I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. IMAGINE THE GUY THAT COMES IN LATER AND HAS TO ATTEMPT TO WASH THE RED MARKER OFF THIS EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT EQUIPMENT LIKE “FUCKIN’ FBI AGENTS THINK THEY’RE SOOO SMART YOU THINK THEY’D BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO WRITE ON A COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A GODDAMN MARKER”
watch this whole thing please
jfc im laughing my ass off
watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barely missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.
I can’t breathe.
Ah you’re watching The X-Files? I love that show. The way they just [clenches fist] file all those fricking Xs
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?
This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot
Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:
I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen
men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input
#remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and not be just the token funny fat friend of the main character? #remember when she ~got her life together and was happy before lorelai and that wasn’t seen as threatening?
remember how her insecurities (which she did have, because doesn’t everyone?) had nothing to do with her appearance and were more about her artistic failures, her ability to be a mom, her “annoying quirks” she thought Jackson would get tired of?
remember how even though she was often clumsy forgetful and disorganized she was still portrayed as a competent adult? remember how her decision to get married and have kids didn’t diminish her career as a master chef and entrepreneur? remember how she was a bubbly and funny supporting character without being shallow or unintelligent?